My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Just puked most of my soul out..
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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