yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
