Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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