There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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