I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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