what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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