I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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