Sry I called you an 8
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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