that's an acceptable place to lick
im having a threesome with these popsicles
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
whose parrot is this?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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