he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
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You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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