who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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