So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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