I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm like, not good at living.