You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.