Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
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