Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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