Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Sponge bath it is.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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