Can Purell be used as lube?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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