winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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