So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
