plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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