Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
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I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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