The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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