That's intense
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize