Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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