Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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