I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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