oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
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