South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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