My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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