like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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