I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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