If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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