oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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