it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
im on a boat
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