I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
my sisters under your porch take her home
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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