idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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