she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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