what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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