you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
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We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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