I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.