white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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