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• (443): View more from Maryland

  i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it

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• (510): View more from California

  come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.

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  I'm rooting for #1.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot

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  it's gonna be a great weekend

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.

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  That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong

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• (817): View more from Texas

  It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.

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• (516): View more from New York

  If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.

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• (707): View more from California

  He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?

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