Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
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