so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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