I'm so fucking centered right now
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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