mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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