found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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It's rum buckets o'clock
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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