So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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