break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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