I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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