i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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