Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
