if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
it's like iHOP with fire
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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