Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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