I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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