Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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